Free Will Astrology (Metro Pulse)
ARIES (March 21April 19): The Bible says you should kill adulterers, homosexuals, and brides who arent virgins (Leviticus 20:13 and Deuteronomy 22:21). But I beg you not to do any such thing.
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Free Will Astrology: March 19 through 25 (The Village Voice)
ARIES March 21April 19 The Bible says you should kill adulterers, homosexuals, and brides who arent virgins (Leviticus 20:13 and Deuteronomy 22:21). But I beg you not to do any such thing. The good book also asserts that its OK to beat your servants, as long as you dont go too far and murder them (Exodus 21:21). Again, I ask you to ignore this advice. I furthermore pray that you wont ...
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Free Will Astrology: March 12 through 18 (The Village Voice)
ARIES March 21April 19 He cleans up well is prison lingo. It refers to a convict who, upon leaving jail, is able to overhaul his appearance and demeanor so thoroughly that no one can tell he has served time. I believe that in the coming weeks, you will have access to another version of this skill: You will so completely erase the traces of your own personal version of incarceration that ...
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Your Daily Horoscope (Moldova.org)
Today is Thursday, March 13, 2008TODAYS ASTROLOGICAL TIMETABLEPositions of the planets and luminaries today at noon GMT (8 a.m. EDT):Sun............... 24th degree PiscesMoon.............. 11th degree GeminiMercury........... 29th degree AquariusVenus............. 1st degree PiscesMars.............. 4th degree CancerCeres............. 25th degree TaurusJupiter........... 18th degree ...
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Free Will Astrology: March 5 through 11 (The Village Voice)
ARIES March 21April 19 This is Celebrate Your Broken Heart Week, Aries. Even if your hearts not exactly shattered at the moment, its undoubtedly been so at some time in the past. So why celebrate Because having a broken heart is one of the best things that can happen to you. It strengthens your humility, which makes you smarter. It demonstrates to you that you have a tremendous capacity ...
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Your Daily Horoscope (UPI)
UPI horoscopes for Tuesday, March 13, 2008.
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